Childrens Ministry Humor

Children's Ministry Humor
...or at least our attempt

42 Things EVERY Children's Pastor Should Be Able To Do
Why the Teacher Should NEVER Leave the Room (picture)
19 Simple Rules about Children's Ministry
What Their Sunday School Teachers Probably Said To Them
They Know You're the Children's Pastor Because...
Never Do This During Your Interview
Dictionary of Children's Ministry Words and Phrases
Top 10 Famous Last Words of Well-Meaning Children's Pastors
Things We Might Not Know if it Were Not for Children's Ministry
Things You Should Never Say to a Children's Pastor
Ode to Children's Ministry
If Children's Pastors Ruled...
How To Tell That Your Children's Pastor is Under Too Much Stress
You Know You're the VBS Director When...
God Was Taking my Picture
Good News / Bad News
Letters to God from Children
Never Baptize a Cat (and other words of wisdom from children)
Thanksgiving Humor

C A U T I O N

The following views and opinions may not represent those of your church leadership. Use with extreme caution! Distributing this material without proper discretion may get you in real trouble with your Senior Pastor and/or church board.

Top 10 Reasons Why Senior Pastors Are Inferior to Children's Pastors
How Many Staff Members Does it Take to Change a Light Bulb?
Top 10 Reasons Why Children's Pastors Should Make More Money
What Children's Pastors Wish Their Senior Pastors Knew About Children's Ministry
Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road (according to various staff members)
What Children's Pastors Should Never Say to the Senior Pastor

Kid does cannonball
in the baptistry

MUST SEE VIDEO!