You Know You’re the VBS Director When...

• Strangers walk up to you and hand you boxes of cookies.
• You think VBS stands for Very Busy Summer.
• More kids attend your church in June than live in your state.
• Your own kids think you get abducted by aliens every June.
• Summer doesn’t start for you until VBS is over.
• You spend over an hour a day in the vbsstuff.com message room.
• You blew your VBS budget and all you got were 47 starter kits.
• You think scope and sequence refers to mouthwash and flashy apparel.
• You tasted Elmers Glue accidentally.
• You tasted Elmers Glue on purpose.
• You belong to an Elmer's Glue Abusers support group.
• You can build pretty much anything with a few popsicle sticks.
• You bought a unique VBS program only to discover six other churches on your street advertising the same program.
• The Sunday School Superintendent at your church is stalking your volunteers.
• You have glitter in your teeth.
• You fall asleep at night listening to the sweet sounds of your preschool rhythm band.
• People in your church appear to feel sorry for you.
• The worship leader still glares at you over spilling a little bit of Kool Aid on the keys of the grand piano.
• You notice the maintenance director coincidently takes his vacation each year during VBS.
• You’re willing to lay down your life to see a few kids come to the Lord.