…if it were not for Children’s Ministry
by Roger Fields and Ken Dovey
- In a room full of preschoolers, anything can happen when you close your eyes to pray.
- Prayer requests reveal a lot about parents.
- A fire extinguisher is a handy device.
- Helium tanks should be chained down tightly.
- Cheap glue adheres to skin.
- Kool Aid and song motions do not mix.
- Grand pianos are not as durable as you might think.
- Church maintenance men do not have a sense of humor.
- Offering money always rolls to the other side of the room when dropped.
- Hand-me-down sound systems can get loud when the adult service is taking communion.
- Ushers do not have a sense of humor.
- There IS a doggie Heaven.
- Parachute games should not be used in a room with a chandelier.
- Animal crackers can be sneezed out the nose.
- Girls are superior to boys.
- There are reasons why pastor’s kids have a bad reputation.
- Helium intoxication does not produce respect in a staff meeting.
- Vomit comes in all colors.
