NEVER Say To A Kidmin Pastor…

Do you think you’ll have a real ministry someday?
When I was growing up in church we didn’t need to have fun.
What do you do with all that money the board gives you?
You’re disturbing the MAIN service.
Choir members shouldn’t have to work in the nursery.
How come VBS is only five days long?
You don’t mind taking care of the children during the staff retreat do you?
I don’t think anyone will mind if we add another worship service.
Just announce it in the bulletin if you need more workers.
I’ll bet you enjoy this as much as the kids do.
After church lets out I need to talk to someone, just keep my kids in children’s church for a while until I get back.
My kid says you won’t even last as long as the last one.
I told the pastor what happened in children’s church.
Who’s Larry the Cucumber?
But I’ve been teaching the class this way for over forty years.
I like the Quarterly better.