What Children’s Pastors Should Never Say to the Senior Pastor

  • Parents are telling me that their children are learning more than they are.
  • I’m just glad all the kids aren’t like yours.
  • If we put better carpet in the foyer that red Kool Aid stain might come up.
  • Did you know the fire extinguisher in children’s church doesn’t word very well?
  • Is the church insurance paid up?
  • If I had only known Bobby’s dad was a lawyer I wouldn’t have spanked him so hard.
  • I’m almost done with my series on sex.
  • Who knew puppets were so flammable?
  • I hope the Johnson’s aren’t big givers, I just told them to pack up their brats and find another church.
  • Sorry about the grand piano.

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