Top Reasons You Might NOT Be Orange

  1. Your idea of a family strategy is a fall potluck dinner.
  2. You think the Orange Conference is a college football league in the south.
  3. When you think orange you think of a popsicle.
  4. Your idea of leveraging the family is building a wider seesaw in the church playground.
  5. Your idea of a shared family experience is dad talking about the evils of Halloween in the car going to graded Sunday School.
  6. Your Student Minister and your Childrens Minister are fighting over who gets to use the gym on New Years Eve.
  7. You think values are something you get at Walmart.
  8. To you relevance means attending a Bible study on the Book of Leviticus.
  9. To you relationship means waving to the parking attendants.
  10. Your idea of creating community is having a church rummage sale for the neighborhood.
  11. Your idea of a risky faith mission is conducting VBS outside.
  12. Your idea of a family activity is picketing/protesting a Harry Potter movie with your kids.
  13. You think Deuteronomy 6 is an urban dance team.
  14. Your idea of widening the circle of influence for the family is adding more bleachers to the softball field.
  15. You think orange is one of the primary colors.

Roger Fields

Last Thought: If none of these make sense to you, then you are probably NOT orange.



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